Awkward in 140

Nov 24

“ @awkwardin140 Me-“Hey! Your birthday’s Dec. 3rd. Mine’s on the 2nd.” Him-“My wife died on Dec. 2nd, so I can never forget it.” #awkward

— @bobcervantes

Nov 11

“ Mom on my brightly painted yellow wall-“Even Ray Charles could c that!” My blind friend was there,she didn’t no he was blind

— @chetswife

“ I love discussing sexcapades in the office with my co workers. Who wouldve known that I work with sluts?

— @ms_miceli

Nov 05

“ If women can have pms.. then men should be able to have espn - (one liners)

— @revrunwisdom

Nov 03

“ My History professor: “If my lectures bore you, just think of this- Every 10 seconds, someone has a sexual thought.” #awkward

— @bobcervantes

“ Awkward boners http://bit.ly/4kHMRv #themeblog #awkward

— @justthemeblogs

Nov 02

“ Heard this @ cookout: “So what if she’s my cousin. I just won’t cum in her.”-

— @tony_celano

Oct 30

“ Excuse me stewartress? Can you please ask the pilot to bank the plane really hard to the right? #awkward #delta http://twitpic.com/nf9o8

— @grondzki

Oct 29

“ Yes, #Palin referred to her “retarded baby”, but she was talking about Levi. #awkward #waterboardlevi

— @kill_truck

Oct 28

“ five year old just introduced classmate to me as “You know her, The-Girl-who-pooped-in-her-pants-a-long-time-ago……” #AWKWARD

— @aliworthington

“ I hope this pic is photoshop’d. Seriously. #Obama #awkward http://twitpic.com/n6qqj

— @joe_mercurio

Oct 27

“ I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. Lol.

— @kidhassoul

“ So we left them. It was kind of like saying, “Sorry I threw up on your bed. Here’s a russian girl.” #awkward

— D. A.

Oct 26

“ come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo and google all over your facebook

— @trevorsnow

Oct 25

“ She told me she was an outie, not an innie. Which seemed fine. Except it turns out she was talking about her vagina.

— @rickafterdark

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