November 2009
7 posts
“@awkwardin140 Me-“Hey! Your birthday’s Dec. 3rd. Mine’s on the...”
– @bobcervantes
“Mom on my brightly painted yellow wall-“Even Ray Charles could c...”
– @chetswife
“I love discussing sexcapades in the office with my co workers. Who wouldve known...”
– @ms_miceli
“If women can have pms.. then men should be able to have espn - (one liners)”
– @revrunwisdom
“My History professor: “If my lectures bore you, just think of this- Every...”
– @bobcervantes
“Awkward boners http://bit.ly/4kHMRv #themeblog #awkward”
– @justthemeblogs
“Heard this @ cookout: “So what if she’s my cousin. I just...”
– @tony_celano
October 2009
37 posts
“Excuse me stewartress? Can you please ask the pilot to bank the plane really...”
– @grondzki
“Yes, #Palin referred to her “retarded baby”, but she was talking...”
– @kill_truck
“five year old just introduced classmate to me as “You know her,...”
– @aliworthington
“I hope this pic is photoshop’d. Seriously. #Obama #awkward...”
– @joe_mercurio
“I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. Lol.”
– @kidhassoul
“So we left them. It was kind of like saying, “Sorry I threw up on your...”
– D. A.
“come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo and google all over your...”
– @trevorsnow
“She told me she was an outie, not an innie. Which seemed fine. Except it turns...”
– @rickafterdark
“the smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth is a penis”
– @weberxali
“I was on a date last night talking about twitter.. I said “If you come in...”
– @SJKara
“Ouch. Someone should lose their job. http://bit.ly/3UtLGp #awkward”
– @Hear_It_Here
“Teased a colleague on email about “working from home” - he replied...”
– @rossywar
“these panties arent hiding sheit. i can FEEL my vagina is showing.”
– @cheezfries
“During Stat class, prof used an example with red and blue balls. Blue balls...”
– @sedriddick
“Just sold a pregnancy test to a man in his 60s. I guess he forgot to pull out.”
– @euthanAJA
“Put my phone in my bra to go running and it drowned in my sweat. Death by...”
– @anoelting
“Awkward. Meredith Vieira wants this Navy Officer!! BAD! http://su.pr/25hbTi”
– @buzzedition
“having your mom talk to you about her first time. #awkward …. actually,...”
– @steve0827
“Just tattooed a guy on his stomach…he had a raging boner the whole time....”
– @pagesquared
“Billy Mays auto-tuned: http://bit.ly/U9TPD #autotune #BillyMays #awkward”
– @michaelkiser
“#awkward asking a customer if the’re having a bbq with all the bread...”
– @chatterbox_alex
“~”Hey, whn did u gave birth?”(Last time I saw her she’s in her...”
– 25 followers
“#awkward screamin out the wrong name during sex…just call him daddy its...”
– 150 followers
“#awkward when you have sex wit your sis best friend…. (2 min later)”
– 49 followers
“#awkward when your mom ask you did you have sex 2day….”
– 49 followers
“My professor just informed me that I shouldn’t wear a low-cut shirt for my...”
– 140 followers
“I’m so aggravated. I’m gonna go home and beat my meat. #awkward...”
– 148 followers
“Kinda awkward going in the office kitchen to make a cup of coffee and seeing...”
– 21 followers
“Yo, chick on Facebook, the status “Stuffed with longganisa and eggs”...”
– 553 followers
“#Iremember when I walked into my aunties room and found a pink penis pop....”
– 462 followers
“lovely. The toilets are really loud at church and they’re praying…....”
– 465 followers
“Just heard a commercial from Billy Mays selling Jupiter Jag. He was on the phone...”
– 50 followers
“The little boy in line in front of me had to go to the bathroom. his mom pulled...”
– 118 followers
“Look! It’s Jesus’s Sausage Fest! Put on by a catholic church. No...”
– 58 followers
“I think I need to work on my “awkward eye contact smile,” which...”
– 287 followers
“In class and totally copped a feel on a girls ass on accident right now.. This...”
– 74 followers
“I went out on a date with a girl. I didn’t know how to end the night so I...”
– 171 followers
September 2009
39 posts
1 tag
“While changing clothes in the car i looked up and noticed a middle aged man...”
– (male) 24 followers
“Pretty sure I saw a pimp getting his ho in shape at the gym. Awkward times for...”
– 102 followers
1 tag
“Awkward sports news: “Kansas has a chance to be No. 1 in...”
– 5832 followers
“http://twitpic.com/jqe82 - sitting in a waiting room holding my pee. awkward.”
– 254 followers
“awkward moment #29756—my mom just said “i would rather you have a...”
– 38 followers
“Does anyone else find it a bit awkward for 2 middle aged gay men to own a bakery...”