September 2009
39 posts
1 tag
“While changing clothes in the car i looked up and noticed a middle aged man...”
– (male) 24 followers
“Pretty sure I saw a pimp getting his ho in shape at the gym. Awkward times for...”
– 102 followers
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“Awkward sports news: “Kansas has a chance to be No. 1 in...”
– 5832 followers
“http://twitpic.com/jqe82 - sitting in a waiting room holding my pee. awkward.”
– 254 followers
“awkward moment #29756—my mom just said “i would rather you have a...”
– 38 followers
“Does anyone else find it a bit awkward for 2 middle aged gay men to own a bakery...”
““I’m leaving hosp rm so hot 25 y o chick can give 79 y o Dad a bath....”
– @thegooddrlaura 419 followers
@Tom_Godell 345 followers
“So my roommate who is the newest confirmed case of h1n1 just walked in on me...”
– 111 followers
“My mom’s gyno just friend requested me on FB. EPIC AWKWARD.”
– 425 followers
“Visited my grandma. Asked her how my grandpa was, apparently he died in January....”
“BTW I was behind a lady in line yesterday who was buying Vagisil wipes AND cream...”
“#awkward My manager just had to administer an “ergonomic test” where...”
“I hate when I do certain ab excercises and my balls get in the way #tmi #awkward”
“I just accidentally sent a gay-themed text to a ‘not-in-the-know’...”
“If I were any more awkward and unwelcome, I’d be a Zune.”
“The policeman looks at my licence. “Were you posing for a picture?”...”
“(303): Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar… awkward”
– @TFLN
“Busy night. An awkward session, followed by not so quickie sex at home, aced an...”
“When I give blowjobs I try to yell, “Look ma, no hands!” It’s...”
“All eyes are now on Crosby’s groin”
– @si_nhl
“Answered the door in my bikini, thinking it was a law school buddy. Nope,...”
“Son just asked what the stirrup positioning lever on the exam table was for....”
“Just wished a little old lady luck at the newsstand - thought she was buying...”
“Some white trash kid I was in high school with that I was an asshole to is...”
“my god you need to take pictures of T & S. And if you can, fondle them,...”
“I auditioned for the role of a cancer patient. Shaved my head. 3 real cancer...”
“The only situation more awkward than a blind date is when a black teammate asks...”
– @clubtrillion
“This Week in (awkward) Blackness: http://tinyurl.com/ydwsuss”
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“Sex with socks is awkward. Especiay if there toe socks”
– twitter
“my dad used to pee with the door open. that was awkward.”
– twitter
“We just had to tell a customer (special needs) that he can’t order w/ us...”
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“I just told my boss, “I think I can fit most of it, but it’s gonna...”
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“Our rabbit watched my wife and I have sex the other night. Things are TOTALLY...”
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“Just told my boss I had a blonde moment and she’s blonde….kinda...”
– twitter
“First dates are even more awkward when it’s your exes boss.”
– twitter
“First date with a homeless girl is always awkward. There’s the thought...”
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“Mackenzie Phillips’ family Christmas gift exchange is going to be awkward...”
– twitter
“Someone’s having sex in the shower. Little did they know, this is the time...”
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“My dad heard me gag last night. That wasn’t awkward at all.”
– twitter