“@awkwardin140 Me-“Hey! Your birthday’s Dec. 3rd. Mine’s on the 2nd.” Him-“My wife died on Dec. 2nd, so I can never forget it.” #awkward” — @bobcervantes
“Mom on my brightly painted yellow wall-“Even Ray Charles could c that!” My blind friend was there,she didn’t no he was blind” — @chetswife
“I love discussing sexcapades in the office with my co workers. Who wouldve known that I work with sluts?” — @ms_miceli
“If women can have pms.. then men should be able to have espn - (one liners)” — @revrunwisdom
“My History professor: “If my lectures bore you, just think of this- Every 10 seconds, someone has a sexual thought.” #awkward” — @bobcervantes
“Awkward boners http://bit.ly/4kHMRv #themeblog #awkward” — @justthemeblogs
“Heard this @ cookout: “So what if she’s my cousin. I just won’t cum in her.”-” — @tony_celano
“Excuse me stewartress? Can you please ask the pilot to bank the plane really hard to the right? #awkward #delta http://twitpic.com/nf9o8” — @grondzki
“Yes, #Palin referred to her “retarded baby”, but she was talking about Levi. #awkward #waterboardlevi” — @kill_truck
“five year old just introduced classmate to me as “You know her, The-Girl-who-pooped-in-her-pants-a-long-time-ago……” #AWKWARD” — @aliworthington
“I hope this pic is photoshop’d. Seriously. #Obama #awkward http://twitpic.com/n6qqj” — @joe_mercurio
“I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. Lol.” — @kidhassoul
“So we left them. It was kind of like saying, “Sorry I threw up on your bed. Here’s a russian girl.” #awkward” — D. A.
“come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo and google all over your facebook” — @trevorsnow
“She told me she was an outie, not an innie. Which seemed fine. Except it turns out she was talking about her vagina.” — @rickafterdark