“the smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth is a penis” — @weberxali
“I was on a date last night talking about twitter.. I said “If you come in for a minute I’ll show you my twitter.” OMG beyond awkward!” — @SJKara
“Ouch. Someone should lose their job. http://bit.ly/3UtLGp #awkward” — @Hear_It_Here
“Teased a colleague on email about “working from home” - he replied that it’s becuase his wife is recovering from her chemo session. #awkward” — @rossywar
“these panties arent hiding sheit. i can FEEL my vagina is showing.” — @cheezfries
“During Stat class, prof used an example with red and blue balls. Blue balls this. Blue balls that. My poker face was tested. It failed.” — @sedriddick
“Just sold a pregnancy test to a man in his 60s. I guess he forgot to pull out.” — @euthanAJA
“Put my phone in my bra to go running and it drowned in my sweat. Death by cleavage” — @anoelting
“Awkward. Meredith Vieira wants this Navy Officer!! BAD! http://su.pr/25hbTi” — @buzzedition
“having your mom talk to you about her first time. #awkward …. actually, #EXTREMELYFUCKINGAWKWARD” — @steve0827
“Just tattooed a guy on his stomach…he had a raging boner the whole time. #awkward” — @pagesquared
“Billy Mays auto-tuned: http://bit.ly/U9TPD #autotune #BillyMays #awkward” — @michaelkiser
“#awkward asking a customer if the’re having a bbq with all the bread they’re buying.Reply: my brother died& I’m organising the wake.” — @chatterbox_alex
“~”Hey, whn did u gave birth?”(Last time I saw her she’s in her maternity dress). The truth was,she had a miscarriage. Oops! #awkward” — 25 followers
“#awkward screamin out the wrong name during sex…just call him daddy its easier lol” — 150 followers