“#awkward when you have sex wit your sis best friend…. (2 min later)” — 49 followers
“#awkward when your mom ask you did you have sex 2day….” — 49 followers
“My professor just informed me that I shouldn’t wear a low-cut shirt for my presentation on Wednesday. Ew. #awkward” — 140 followers
“I’m so aggravated. I’m gonna go home and beat my meat. #awkward #redsox #dontbombthemoon” — 148 followers
“Kinda awkward going in the office kitchen to make a cup of coffee and seeing pill bottles of “Male sexual performance enhancers” next to it.” — 21 followers
“Yo, chick on Facebook, the status “Stuffed with longganisa and eggs” brings to mind a very different image. Just saying. #awkward” — 553 followers
“#Iremember when I walked into my aunties room and found a pink penis pop. #awkward can’t see her the same.” — 462 followers
“lovely. The toilets are really loud at church and they’re praying…. #awkward” — 465 followers
“Just heard a commercial from Billy Mays selling Jupiter Jag. He was on the phone and told someone he’d be there in 5 minutes #awkward.” — 50 followers
“The little boy in line in front of me had to go to the bathroom. his mom pulled out a bottle and he pulled down his pants and went #awkward” — 118 followers
“Look! It’s Jesus’s Sausage Fest! Put on by a catholic church. No lie. #awkward - http://twitpic.com/jvnn6” — 58 followers
“I think I need to work on my “awkward eye contact smile,” which could currently be confused with constipation.” — 287 followers
“In class and totally copped a feel on a girls ass on accident right now.. This was more than a graze, it had staying power. Not awkward” — 74 followers
“I went out on a date with a girl. I didn’t know how to end the night so I high fived her. It wasn’t awkward.” — 171 followers
“While changing clothes in the car i looked up and noticed a middle aged man staring and smiling.. #awkward” — (male) 24 followers