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Oct 25
“ the smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth is a penis
— @weberxali
Oct 24
“ I was on a date last night talking about twitter.. I said “If you come in for a minute I’ll show you my twitter.” OMG beyond awkward!
— @SJKara
Oct 23
“ Ouch. Someone should lose their job. http://bit.ly/3UtLGp #awkward
— @Hear_It_Here
“ Teased a colleague on email about “working from home” - he replied that it’s becuase his wife is recovering from her chemo session. #awkward
— @rossywar
Oct 22
“ these panties arent hiding sheit. i can FEEL my vagina is showing.
— @cheezfries
Oct 21
“ During Stat class, prof used an example with red and blue balls. Blue balls this. Blue balls that. My poker face was tested. It failed.
— @sedriddick
Oct 20
“ Just sold a pregnancy test to a man in his 60s. I guess he forgot to pull out.
— @euthanAJA
“ Put my phone in my bra to go running and it drowned in my sweat. Death by cleavage
— @anoelting
Oct 17
“ Awkward. Meredith Vieira wants this Navy Officer!! BAD! http://su.pr/25hbTi
— @buzzedition
Oct 15
“ having your mom talk to you about her first time. #awkward …. actually, #EXTREMELYFUCKINGAWKWARD
— @steve0827
“ Just tattooed a guy on his stomach…he had a raging boner the whole time. #awkward
— @pagesquared
“ Billy Mays auto-tuned: http://bit.ly/U9TPD #autotune #BillyMays #awkward
— @michaelkiser
“ #awkward asking a customer if the’re having a bbq with all the bread they’re buying.Reply: my brother died& I’m organising the wake.
— @chatterbox_alex
“ ~”Hey, whn did u gave birth?”(Last time I saw her she’s in her maternity dress). The truth was,she had a miscarriage. Oops! #awkward
— 25 followers
Oct 13
“ #awkward screamin out the wrong name during sex…just call him daddy its easier lol
— 150 followers
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