Awkward in 140

“ #awkward when you have sex wit your sis best friend…. (2 min later)

— 49 followers

“ #awkward when your mom ask you did you have sex 2day….

— 49 followers

“ My professor just informed me that I shouldn’t wear a low-cut shirt for my presentation on Wednesday. Ew. #awkward

— 140 followers

“ I’m so aggravated. I’m gonna go home and beat my meat. #awkward #redsox #dontbombthemoon

— 148 followers

“ Kinda awkward going in the office kitchen to make a cup of coffee and seeing pill bottles of “Male sexual performance enhancers” next to it.

— 21 followers

“ Yo, chick on Facebook, the status “Stuffed with longganisa and eggs” brings to mind a very different image. Just saying. #awkward

— 553 followers

“ #Iremember when I walked into my aunties room and found a pink penis pop. #awkward can’t see her the same.

— 462 followers

“ lovely. The toilets are really loud at church and they’re praying…. #awkward

— 465 followers

“ Just heard a commercial from Billy Mays selling Jupiter Jag. He was on the phone and told someone he’d be there in 5 minutes #awkward.

— 50 followers

“ The little boy in line in front of me had to go to the bathroom. his mom pulled out a bottle and he pulled down his pants and went #awkward

— 118 followers

“ Look! It’s Jesus’s Sausage Fest! Put on by a catholic church. No lie. #awkward - http://twitpic.com/jvnn6

— 58 followers

“ I think I need to work on my “awkward eye contact smile,” which could currently be confused with constipation.

— 287 followers

“ In class and totally copped a feel on a girls ass on accident right now.. This was more than a graze, it had staying power. Not awkward

— 74 followers

“ I went out on a date with a girl. I didn’t know how to end the night so I high fived her. It wasn’t awkward.

— 171 followers

“ While changing clothes in the car i looked up and noticed a middle aged man staring and smiling.. #awkward

— (male) 24 followers