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Because life is awkward, and people tweet this sh*t

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Sep 30
“ Pretty sure I saw a pimp getting his ho in shape at the gym. Awkward times for all.
— 102 followers
“ Awkward sports news: “Kansas has a chance to be No. 1 in spurtability.” (See #1) http://j.mp/I9hul
— 5832 followers
“ http://twitpic.com/jqe82 - sitting in a waiting room holding my pee. awkward.
— 254 followers
“ awkward moment #29756—my mom just said “i would rather you have a bwb than an std” and i said “whats a bwb”—mom “boyfriend with batteries
— 38 followers
Sep 29
“ Does anyone else find it a bit awkward for 2 middle aged gay men to own a bakery called “Sugar Daddies”? hmmm…
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“I’m leaving hosp rm so hot 25 y o chick can give 79 y o Dad a bath. #awkward!”

“On the other hand, it sounds like dad is discovering the only side benefit of a heart attack. #awkward”
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@thegooddrlaura 419 followers

@Tom_Godell 345 followers

Sep 28
“ So my roommate who is the newest confirmed case of h1n1 just walked in on me doing pullups…. Naked. #awkward
— 111 followers
“ My mom’s gyno just friend requested me on FB. EPIC AWKWARD.
— 425 followers
Sep 26
“ Visited my grandma. Asked her how my grandpa was, apparently he died in January. #forgot #oops #awkward
“ BTW I was behind a lady in line yesterday who was buying Vagisil wipes AND cream and a whole load of yogurt. Awkward!
Sep 25
“ #awkward My manager just had to administer an “ergonomic test” where he “examines the thigh angles” of his employees.
“ I hate when I do certain ab excercises and my balls get in the way #tmi #awkward
“ I just accidentally sent a gay-themed text to a ‘not-in-the-know’ straight male friend. #awkward #dontdrinkandtext
“ If I were any more awkward and unwelcome, I’d be a Zune.
“ The policeman looks at my licence. “Were you posing for a picture?” “uh no.” ” well you take a good picture” awkward.
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