Awkward in 140

"@awkwardin140 Me-“Hey! Your birthday’s Dec. 3rd. Mine’s on the 2nd.”..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:50:24 -0500

“@awkwardin140 Me-“Hey! Your birthday’s Dec. 3rd. Mine’s on the 2nd.” Him-“My wife died on Dec. 2nd, so I can never forget it.” #awkward”

- @bobcervantes

"Mom on my brightly painted yellow wall-“Even Ray Charles could c that!” My blind friend..."

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:06:10 -0500

“Mom on my brightly painted yellow wall-“Even Ray Charles could c that!” My blind friend was there,she didn’t no he was blind”

- @chetswife

"I love discussing sexcapades in the office with my co workers. Who wouldve known that I work with..."

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:05:43 -0500

“I love discussing sexcapades in the office with my co workers. Who wouldve known that I work with sluts?”

- @ms_miceli

"If women can have pms.. then men should be able to have espn - (one liners)"

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:39:04 -0500

“If women can have pms.. then men should be able to have espn - (one liners)”

- @revrunwisdom

"My History professor: “If my lectures bore you, just think of this- Every 10 seconds, someone..."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:03:01 -0500

“My History professor: “If my lectures bore you, just think of this- Every 10 seconds, someone has a sexual thought.” #awkward”

- @bobcervantes

"Awkward boners http://bit.ly/4kHMRv #themeblog #awkward"

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:34:54 -0500

“Awkward boners http://bit.ly/4kHMRv #themeblog #awkward”

- @justthemeblogs

"Heard this @ cookout: “So what if she’s my cousin. I just won’t cum in..."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:24:53 -0500

“Heard this @ cookout: “So what if she’s my cousin. I just won’t cum in her.”-”

- @tony_celano

"Excuse me stewartress? Can you please ask the pilot to bank the plane really hard to the right?..."

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:21:30 -0400

“Excuse me stewartress? Can you please ask the pilot to bank the plane really hard to the right? #awkward #delta http://twitpic.com/nf9o8”

- @grondzki

"Yes, #Palin referred to her “retarded baby”, but she was talking about Levi. #awkward..."

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:21:13 -0400

“Yes, #Palin referred to her “retarded baby”, but she was talking about Levi. #awkward #waterboardlevi”

- @kill_truck

"five year old just introduced classmate to me as “You know her,..."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:40:28 -0400

“five year old just introduced classmate to me as “You know her, The-Girl-who-pooped-in-her-pants-a-long-time-ago……” #AWKWARD”

- @aliworthington

"I hope this pic is photoshop’d. Seriously. #Obama #awkward http://twitpic.com/n6qqj"

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:39:21 -0400

“I hope this pic is photoshop’d. Seriously. #Obama #awkward http://twitpic.com/n6qqj”

- @joe_mercurio

"I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. Lol."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:42:00 -0400

“I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. Lol.”

- @kidhassoul

"So we left them. It was kind of like saying, “Sorry I threw up on your bed. Here’s a..."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:04:14 -0400

“So we left them. It was kind of like saying, “Sorry I threw up on your bed. Here’s a russian girl.” #awkward”

- D. A.

"come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo and google all over your facebook"

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:59:19 -0400

“come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo and google all over your facebook”

- @trevorsnow

"She told me she was an outie, not an innie. Which seemed fine. Except it turns out she was talking..."

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:16:27 -0400

“She told me she was an outie, not an innie. Which seemed fine. Except it turns out she was talking about her vagina.”

- @rickafterdark

"the smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth is a penis"

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:15:29 -0400

“the smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth is a penis”

- @weberxali

"I was on a date last night talking about twitter.. I said “If you come in for a minute..."

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:53:44 -0400

“I was on a date last night talking about twitter.. I said “If you come in for a minute I’ll show you my twitter.” OMG beyond awkward!”

- @SJKara

"Ouch. Someone should lose their job. http://bit.ly/3UtLGp #awkward"

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:21:40 -0400

“Ouch. Someone should lose their job. http://bit.ly/3UtLGp #awkward”

- @Hear_It_Here

"Teased a colleague on email about “working from home” - he replied that it’s..."

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:19:06 -0400

“Teased a colleague on email about “working from home” - he replied that it’s becuase his wife is recovering from her chemo session. #awkward”

- @rossywar

"these panties arent hiding sheit. i can FEEL my vagina is showing."

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:54:05 -0400

“these panties arent hiding sheit. i can FEEL my vagina is showing.”

- @cheezfries